Welcome to Club Chronically Online, where grass is untouched, but we still love to have a good time. These retro-inspired EDM/club bangers with a li’l flourish of the alternative and “weirdo,” are playlisted together for those of us with screen time that’s just… too high. And, if you’re confused on the first listen, don’t fret; each song will get groovier and boppier with each listen.